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jerk sock

a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch.
i had to flush my jerk sock because my mom came into the bathroom
by symple jack January 10, 2009
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Facebook Jerk

The act of treating facebook as a pornographic medium through which one finds sexual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation.
Mark: Omg did you see Jamie's new vacation album. I swore in one picture you could see her butt crack
Tom: Facebook Jerk!
by MH Lazarus January 18, 2008
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Jerkassclownhat

n.

1) One who is a jerkass, and asshat and an assclown simultaneously or in short succession.

2) Proof that I have no life and spend mine combining pointless terms.
Shut up jerkassclownhat!
by Flaaron July 25, 2003
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knee jerk Bush hatred

being rational and placing responsibility where it belongs when failures have occured.
LN3: "between Iraq, the inability to catch Osama Bin Laden, the current economic meltdown, our foreign relations with what were previously friendly nations accross the globe I'd say that George Bush was a horrible leader and president."

AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"
by LN3 March 10, 2009
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jerk off

1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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Urkel Jerk

Jacking off while looking in a mirror when you're dressed as Steve Urkel.
As I was getting for Halloween dressed as Steve Urkel, I busted a quick Urkel Jerk.
by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011
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guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.
Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009
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