a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch.
by symple jack January 10, 2009
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Mark: Omg did you see Jamie's new vacation album. I swore in one picture you could see her butt crack
Tom: Facebook Jerk!
Tom: Facebook Jerk!
by MH Lazarus January 18, 2008
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n.
1) One who is a jerkass, and asshat and an assclown simultaneously or in short succession.
2) Proof that I have no life and spend mine combining pointless terms.
1) One who is a jerkass, and asshat and an assclown simultaneously or in short succession.
2) Proof that I have no life and spend mine combining pointless terms.
Shut up jerkassclownhat!
by Flaaron July 25, 2003
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AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"
AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"
by LN3 March 10, 2009
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2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.
And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.
And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009
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