by Greg May 7, 2005
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Here are some of the Jakeology party policies:
McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”
The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned
All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets
Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit
Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas
McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”
The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned
All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets
Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit
Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas
by Jake Cave October 2, 2007
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Ryan: Dude why are you limping like that?
Jake: I went to a Dropkick Murphy's concert last night and someone gave me a Jakel Snakel!
Ryan: Gross man!
Jake: I went to a Dropkick Murphy's concert last night and someone gave me a Jakel Snakel!
Ryan: Gross man!
by Little Goat syrup February 10, 2010
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