Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.

I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!

by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017

Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022

e-jacking

The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.

My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.

by Jima May 17, 2006

Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.

I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai

by Get away dad! March 9, 2019

Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack

Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape

by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019

Praise Jacking

When you get a into a conversation about a video or movie that you've never seen and use some of the comments that you've heard somebody else make about it after seeing it. Usually done to feel less left out and more the center of attention.

Joe, "Did you catch the new Quentin Tarantino movie?"
Paul, "Yes, I found it a classic thrill ride. It was violent, unrestrained, and thoroughly entertaining."
Joe, "Dude you totally are praise jacking right now"

by actionjackson96 August 26, 2009

Thank-jacking

When someone writes a 'happy birthday' message on someone else's wall and you comment 'same'

Dude, on Facebook I was doing some thank-jacking!

Azveed-"Hi Lauren have a great day"

Dom comments "Same"

by Clifton Reed March 17, 2011