Jabeaner

1). A cross-breed between a Jamaican and a Beaner. Found in several clubs in Def Jam:FFNY, they like to piss white people off with their cheap-ass moves like hopping over your head when you punch them in the face. Several famous Jabeaners include Sean Paul, and the various members of the Rastafah Crew. (It should be noted that a Jabeaner does not actually have to be half Jamaican and half Beaner. They just have to look like a Beaner and talk very fast like a Jamaican.)

2). Fast talking, cheap fighting assholes in Def Jam:FFNY that neither Joe nor I could beat because they are cheap-ass, motherfucking sons of bitches that fight with weapons because they are gay-ass pussies who cant fight like real computer generated AI.

That Sean Paul is a cheap ass motherfucking Jabeaner and made the buttons on my controller not work, then beat my ass with weapons because he is a pussy.

by idm0211 July 4, 2006

Jabber

A slang term for a joint.

Wanna toke this jabber?

by Jabber Jake December 30, 2008

Jabberwocky

an unknown creature that you have no explenation for.

a medium sized creature runs through the woods in front of you. it scares the crap out of you and you have no clue what it was but you dont think it was a normal animal so you say, it must have been a jabberwocky!!!

by Damian Wood January 13, 2009

Jaberkin

vb.
To have anal sex while giving birth, or with a pregnant woman giving birth.

Billy was born while his parents jaberkinned in the shed out back.

by "Mistakes Central" July 23, 2016

jabebus

jesus's brother thats a chad and can chug bud light beer like nothing gets all the bitches and has so much alphanes that he could destroy all simps and is the god of chads.

guy1:who is jabebus
chad: the god of alpha chad's

by championo March 11, 2020

Jabie

Jabie is the person you’d die for. She’s so funny, pretty, silly, iconic and slightly caring… but that’s all youll need. She loves Disney land and the god Loki. She loves blue and loves winning first place in go carts. Jabie is sensitive but never shows it… she won’t ever cry infront of anyone, even when she tries. She’ll be mad when u take her picture while she poses like a model. She will say what ever… theeennnn apologize for being rude. She has the perfect laugh perfect smile perfect personality and perfect humor. Her hair is more than beautiful, it’s perfect. Her nails are long and her eyebrows are pristine. When Jabie laughs, you know it’s her. Her personality shines brighter than the milky way and her smile could shatter any glass building. When you find Jabie hug her and hold her hands. Show her flowers and say “flowers for my beloved”… she might just say thank you. Her hands shake so maybe hold them… her self confidence might be low so maybe hold……. her.

Have you seen Jabie!?? If not you’re missing out!

by Me babe it’s me May 12, 2022

Ja2lene

@Ja2lene is a very talented editor on tiktok. shes also erm very gay and edits evan peters because no friends other than kai outsold members (.gg/kaianderson)

A: BABE WAKE UP JA2LENE POSTED
B: OMG SHOW ME!!
A: she ate fr..

by EvanTPeters January 26, 2023