sidewalk intelligent

A sub par or inferior level of street smarts.

The man was struck by a car while crossing the road. Friends claimed he was never street smart. ..only sidewalk intelligent!

by Mattayo89 November 14, 2014

local intelligenti

Local intelligenti are the people visibly hanging out in the neighborhood: people on their porches watching the street, gang of kids hanging out on the corner, etc

Took the wrong exit off the highway, asked the local intelligenti how to get back to 95.

by Patvl June 5, 2018

Dumbfoundingly intelligent

When you are soooo intelligent it’s shocking to even believe its true

Nadira is Dumbfoundingly intelligent

by Amazing dad August 19, 2019

Intelligence

A number ranging from one to thirty-six, which dictates one's ability to fill in little circles in the correct pattern.

"I heard Carry made a thirty-five on her ACT"

"Yeah... too bad she's a dumb bitch."

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"So what'd you make on your ACT?"

"Thirty-six"

"Wow. That's intelligence. You must be a genius."

"Yeah, sometimes I shit in my hand and smear it under my nostrils because I like the smell."

"Cool."

by UW June 29, 2008

Military Intelligence

An oxymoron

Who says there's intelligence in the military?

by Bonita B. Pigsty August 16, 2003

multi intelligence

To have a different intelligence than another person each intelligence has different varibles fields at which at which they acel at.For intences some are good at math others have different intelligence in english language and science or even street smarts. Hence the word Multi-Intelligent maybe some people have all.

That person has multi intelligence not only does he school smarts he has streets smarts.

by Ravin Sukhai October 3, 2007

intelligent

1. Capable of logic reasoning.
2. Me.

I'm omnipresent.
Thus the SETI project is useless.

by Ravek March 23, 2004