Hung Like A Mule

To be hung like a mule, have you ever seen the size of a mule's unit?

Yo baby i'm hung like a mule.

by Daddylove April 24, 2003

hung seventh grader

a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to large adult

"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."

by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004

Hung out

-verb, To spend time relaxing with friends whilst hung over. Usually involves a lot of MTV watching, deep fried food and hilarious story telling of the previous nights antics.

Can also be used as an adjective eg. "Hunging out"

Hey gurl, what happened to you last night, hope you didn't go home with that weird sideburns guy. Wanna come hung out?

We've just series linked Geordie Shore and are hunging out at home, wanna join?

by anonymous8409839 September 1, 2014

hung eighth grader

An eighth grader with a penis around 8" long. He will also have big balls.
Close to hung seventh grader but bigger in proportions.

Kelsey: Have you had sex with Michael?
Alexa: Yea, but he has a small dick.
Kelsey: Ahha thats funny.
Alexa: Try Jordan, he's a hung eighth grader.
Kelsey: I will. {Licks lips}

by :D:DD:DDD May 30, 2007

Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016

Hung like a Wasp

Guy with a tiny Knob!

"He was hung like a wasp, it was like throwing a nail into a cave"

by Big Dan the Man November 3, 2006