canadian history

American slang for an unspeakable sex act so vile that Stephen Colbert couldn't define it on TV. It is known to involve moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

Man, did you see Sally and John get some canadian history last night? I'll bet that beaver has to change its name now.

by Bargain Countertenor February 4, 2010

hotorious

An adjective describing a female who is notoriously permiscuous or whorish.

"That's girl's hotorious. Wrap it up."

by Juice "BuckNasty" Bryant March 10, 2010

Hosteria

The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.

The Hosteria at Ralph's was so crazy that I just left without picking up my groceries this weekend.

by whitey809 November 16, 2012

Horstort

The act of being surprised by the sudden appearance of a horse.

“I can’t believe he put a horse in my bed. That was a complete horstort.”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

clean history

The result you get when you delete all of the porn from your internet history and feel like you never sinned.

"Bob has clean history"

by Autistic Monkey August 22, 2016

search history

the thing you dont want ANYONE seeing

"MOM GET OUT"
-frantically clears search history-

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

World History Rizzler

When a history nerd pulls a hot brunette with his "History Rizz". He really just talks to her and gets a hard-on, then whisper "STAY HARD".

Damn dude, Kevin Hart really just used the "World History Rizzler" method on her. Game is game bro.

He used the "World History Rizzler" method to pull Addison Timlin.

by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023