Hook upgrade

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010

hook-ups

Connections.Contacts.Also deals or arrangements involving drugs mostly.

I was such a crackhead i had to put my list of hookups on cd rom.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Baller-Hook ups

Sweet connections. Good things that one can achieve.

G-moneySnap skoota... That G-money has baller hook ups.

by L-dizzle October 27, 2004

hook-ups

having sex with someone or pashing someone

ive had so many hook-ups i cant even remember who i lost my virginity to.

by ya mom November 21, 2006

hook-ups

plural of hook-up

"Let me talk to my hook-ups."

by deathtobees February 18, 2004

power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

by TooSick4U April 20, 2008

left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

by CARS December 8, 2005