one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
by theo May 7, 2003
Get the hoffer's girlfriend mug.
THe seemingly endless emails that many of us recieve daily featuring David Hasslehoff or something to do with his name. Very funny. Featured on the rove live show.
by --sarah-- November 28, 2005
Get the hoffmail mug.by vanpersie11 September 30, 2009
Get the Hofft mug.When you hype big about the Gold you're going to mine, but you only pull 1 ounce out of the ground after running a million yards of dirt.
by Goldwatcher December 16, 2016
Get the Hoffman Cleanup mug.The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.
A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.
A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
by mac merritt October 14, 2011
Get the Dustin Hoffer mug.A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.
Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.
by Irish beard balm June 9, 2012
Get the Todd Hoffman mug.