damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

Amber Hearded

The act of shitting the bed

I got drunk last night and amber hearded the bed again.

by Holyshartz November 9, 2020

You Heard me

A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*

by avialae January 12, 2014

Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that

Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."

"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."

"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."

by fireworks182 April 20, 2010

ya heard

You got it?

She slept with my baby's daddy, ya heard?!?!

by Gina & Mary Ann August 19, 2003

Henard

A very eccentric kind of name with various different origins, most commonly used with people who are not afraid of doing dumb shit even tho they regret it after.

That person is such a Henard.

by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way June 16, 2019

Amber Heard

The woman who was wrong in the Johnny Depp situation

Amber Heard is a bitch and America needs to accept that

by RebelForACause March 18, 2021