KL Helpline

The KL Helpline answers all questions with scalpel-like accuracy and correctness. It is the most reliable and valid source of information when completing assignments. Said information must be referenced to avoid suspicion and plagiarism, or else it will look like you stole it straight outta Area 51 or some other top secret government facility due to its precocious nature. If the KL Helpline had been around over two-thousand years ago, Jesus would have no reason to seek help from his father with assignments.

KL Helpline: You have reached the KL Helpline. How may I help you?

Student: I've been trying to get with this girl I really like, and I don't want to screw it up... could you tell me how I could approach her?

KL Helpline: Just tell her that you're attracted to her like the Earth is attracted to the Sun: inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Student: Wow! Thanks KL Helpline! You're the best!

by KL Helpline September 15, 2009

help

hello, if u see this please know.
i have bin selected to enter urban dictionary i was brought here not by will but force.
if u attempt to get me out you will be brought in as well so don't try to save me

mba im na-adịghị agbachi im naanị nnọọ ogbugbu<translate that its in igbo

help its bin 10 days since i have seen my familly

by bored_of_no_schoolo April 27, 2020

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.

Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021

help computer

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004

helpless

When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.

Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.

by Noblewolf November 25, 2017

Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019