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Roman War Helmet

Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.
Caeser absolutely loved to recieve Roman War helmets from Marcus Aureleous...
by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003
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helmet

To play the game of Helmet means to touch everything with the tip of your penis. i.e. - to go up to your friend's toothbrush and rub your penis tip on it. Gross? Yes. Amusing? Not really.
by don_jaun_dela_nooch_cw August 25, 2003
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helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard
as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 23, 2007
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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mudd helmet

The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet
Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!
by mechy20 July 12, 2006
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Dildo Helmet

clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.
"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"
by kokoXcore November 4, 2008
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helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.
we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.
by rich April 26, 2004
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