Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009

Ryan Henderson

A ambidextrous kid who has perform all taskd at least once, most often inefficiently

Your a Ryan Henderson!

by Forbeskin May 18, 2012

henderson texas

Henderson Texas is a locally hated town located in east Texas, it is full of thots and hoes that will play with your heart, but they will also play with your cock but it depends who? Also don’t get claumedia because some girls in Henderson probably have that.

Henderson Texas = Shitty

by HunterT yo dad September 27, 2019

joshua henderson

a big fat dick

Wow! His Joshua Henderson is comming out of his pants

by Apple Jackssss January 27, 2014

Hendersonville high school

School in middle Tennessee

Hendersonville high school students get everything handed to them

by Beechontop August 1, 2018

England Header Rule

A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.

Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.

by OD Smith March 22, 2005

Henderson

When you're driving in a car with a group of friends, and the driver crashes into something random and you almost get injured. After that happens, you scold the driver and hold on for dear life as he continues to drive.

(Driving down the road and your friend hits and wrecks into a random object)

"Oh my gosh Timmy! You totally just pulled a Henderson!"
"Don't drive with Timmy, he will totally pull a Henderson!"

by iflifeisreallylikethis52 January 18, 2010