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Lover's Hatch

/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.
Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!
by Mferreira December 12, 2020
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Dirty Hatch

When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
by Itsdh February 1, 2019
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Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009
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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.
Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.
by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024
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Top-Hatch Nigger

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.
by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023
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Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.
Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.
by Limu emu September 2, 2020
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