Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 2, 2020

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

Hatched arm

When your penis sticks up and it feels like it’s gonna poke out of your pants

Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?

Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot

by 04793619375$;@:972 October 25, 2020

Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight

I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch

by Jackparker November 2, 2017

Mr Hatch

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE

Mr Hatch has been so successful.

by Stud70 March 7, 2018

Lover's Hatch

/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.

Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!

by Mferreira December 12, 2020

Snatch hatch

The zipper or button fly on a females pair of jeans

Do you feel a draft because your snatch hatch is open.

by krazykracker666 September 16, 2021