piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

by keith length August 14, 2006

Haddon Township

A great, pleasant town filled with spirit. There are absolutely no bad parts of Westmont to live in. No trailer trash, few slutty girls and AMAZING sports teams. It is really such a shame that a great town like Haddon Twp. has to be located next to a town called Haddonfield. Well, you may call it that but we call it a town full of snobs and assholes. Haddon Twp. shouldn't even be compared to that repulsive excuse for a town. GO HAWKS!

Haddon Township resident-- "What a nice day!"

Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."

HT resident-- ...........

by GOHAWKSGO March 1, 2011

Haddon

A very unique breed that is always stoned. Keeps it low key and knows how to fuck wit you.

Is that a Haddon? He’s high asab...

by Valtzer23 January 30, 2019

hambone

tis a bone, from a the animal known as ham

You know it, hambone.

by nichesuperhero June 29, 2016

haddon township

A white trash neighbor full of blue collar workers. They are the anus of haddonfield but less shitty then haddon heights. Actually, just as shitty as heights.

Wow! My plumber lives in haddon township.

by bryan hutches December 11, 2008

hamden

Hamden is a fairly big town, it is actually considered a city because of the amount of people, but we are still known as the Town Of Hamden. A childs life growing up in Hamden can change drastically depending on what area of hamden they grow up in.
You have the North end of hamden that is filled with a bunch of rich crackers that think they are the shit and walk around the halls of Hamden High wearing there Hollister and AE clothes. Then you have the South end of hamden. Now, its not as bad as people make it seem. Yeah, you have the drug dealers and yeah, the majority of the people living there are black or hispanic. But that dosent mean anything. If you know people, then your fine. But if your white and from the North end... dont bother coming unless your planning on spending money on drugs.
Hamden High itself is a huge Salade bowl. NOT a melting pot by far. If you walk into the lunch room you can see the seperate tables for Blacks, White, Hispanics, and the Asians. Most of the administrators are racist and the security guards dont do ANYTHING. If your a senior then you pretty much can do what you want, but if your a freshman... stay in your place... please.
For all the future graduates of Hamden High School a little advice, go to college! If you dont, then you are most likley going to be living there for the rest of your life! Get out while you can. I know i am.
Oh Yeah, One more thing... H-town is a gay name. =)

hamden is a boring ass town.

by Senior Status November 30, 2006

Haddon Township

Also known as Haddon Townshit. People here think they are better than everyone, even though were worse. There's nothing to. So we hang out and McDonald's & Primos, to act cool. People drink, get high, and act like sluts, for the fun of it. And, because people think they are so awesome, they shit talk and run there mouths ALL day. We like to fight, to be tough. We're also dumb asses who fight on school grounds. Did I mention were all fags?

Girl One- "This weed is the shit, man. Pass the beer?"
Girl Two- "Sure, bro. Wanna go get water ice, at Primo."
Girl One- "Fuck yeah, you fag."
Boy One- "Fuck! The cops!"
Haddon Township does the same thing tomorrow.

by YourLatestSlut May 9, 2011