Halding

When you're so horny you're literally balding out of sexual rage

you see mystic and mg on main??

yeah mg is literally halding rn

by realToasty September 19, 2021

hartington nebraska

filled with hicks and donkies

person: wanna go to hartington nebraska?
Everyone else: no it’s filled w hicks and donkies

by blablabla2314 November 24, 2021

Ash Hastings

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.

Don't be such a Ash Hastings.

by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018

Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.

In the Game of Hastings, everybody wins.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

mad hatting

getting high off marijuana with a close fraternity of friends

Last night, I went mad hatting at Daniel's party.

by strubinator April 10, 2004

Brown Hatting

someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.

"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".

by SuperMario2360 May 10, 2011

dry hating

Hatin' so hard your mouth becomes dry.

Man when someone comes up, all you do is dry hating. Feels like the desert in this bitch.

by Freaky Dave December 19, 2007