Girthy

A specific person or thing with a chode. Usually named Cruz or Stuart

That kid is a mad girthy

by doin bred October 22, 2019

Reverse Birth Girth

(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.

Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.

by scannin December 14, 2014

Gwith

The popular ownage world of warcraft player that has revealed his skill throughout his wow career.

Gwith's arena ratings are all 2800+

by Gwith November 3, 2009

girthy beef

A large girthy, thick and juicy penis. Resembles a nice steak

Bob: Give us some of that girthy beef Eden.

by fagsquad September 12, 2017

turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

girth

It is the size of my "newspaper"

My newspaper has too much girth for my dog to carry it in her mouth.

by Boombah Boy March 16, 2005

Girthmeister

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.

Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.

by legendaryballer January 21, 2010