lip grazing

The 'accidental' brushing of the labia during a massage.

I feel like getting a massage but I'm not really in the mood for a lip grazing.

by Smurfarrific May 22, 2009

Grafting

Dealing drugs

I need to start earning extra money i might start grafting.

by Xstaticme July 25, 2016

Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.

Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?

by MadisongG January 20, 2017

aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.

stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son

by the unknown character. June 3, 2011

Asian Grading Scale

The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.

Normal Kids Grading Scale:

A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried

Asian Kids Grading Scale

A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family

Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.

by Mr Adeep September 29, 2020

pettys nautical grading system

a special network set up for special sam that helps him with his stupid study also he gets nautical zeros (-115) on test that he fails and didnt study for

so sam got a nautical zero on his algerbra stupid study test

by PNGS October 21, 2004

Graving

An intense craving for gravy.

Most prevalent near Thanksgiving time.

"Man, good thing Thanksgiving dinner is tomorrow. I've been having wicked gravings all week.

by Unkle Tom January 5, 2011