Granola Baring

Sexual intercourse or masturbation.

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."

by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011

mama grano

dominican term for "suck my balls"

ball sucker

tu si que ere un mama grano
miralo miralo ese mama grano
dime mama grano klok pasa

by princesadianah August 15, 2011

granola gal

A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.

That's the smelliest hariest girl I've ever seen. She must be a granola gal!

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

granolamuncher

Patcholy oil smelling, unwashed, unshaven, stink farm, bent on saving trees see treehugger or hippie. Wears birkenstocks usually is armed with a guitar with bad tune and/or a hemp footsack/footbag see also hackysac. Should save the world on their time not ours.

Did you smell that? That granolamuncher needs a bic and a bar of soap, they just stunk.

by Bob February 7, 2005

Grandoaks highschool

A cringy stupid school where the rules are strict, and everyone is nosey af. Fake and basic people everywhere, stupid black hoes who think they the shit, etc etc.

Sis number 1: oh what school do you go to?
Sis number 2: haha I go to grandoaks highschool
Sis number 1: uhm.. let me just skrt skrt away

by Lil bih:) December 4, 2018

grandón

Spanish adjective to describe something extremely large. In the echelons of size, grandón is amongst the top.
Grande -> Gran -> Grandón

I tore the biggest fart!
Me tiré un grandón pedazo! Que oloroso!

I had to take a shit really bad, and the shit really reaked! How big was it? Big? please, it wasn´t big, it was grandón!
Yo tuve cagar muy fuerte, y la mierda fue muy oloroso.
Como grande lo fue? Grande?, por favor, lo fue grandón!

by Der Kaiser Äntön May 30, 2008

Grangemouth Munch

A Grangemouth Munch is a meal consisting of cigarette butts, dirt, shit, cum and broken buckfast bottles all microwaved in the local radioactive pile slapped into a stew

Friend: what you eating?

It a Grangemouth munch, ya dopey cunt.

by Crackheed March 14, 2019