Gonzo

A Gonzo is the epitome of mental retardation in the form of a stunted and profoundly rotund body mass. Gonzo's typically have convincing personalities and through their adolescence learn how to manipulate people emotionally. A Gonzo thrives on this emotionality in the way an Emotional Vampire does. This eventually fails to work for them as he and his peers age and his behavior begins to speak for itself. The Gonzo's initial approach of manipulation fails to work with his newfound demographic and he must adapt. This is where he comes full form.

An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.

Gonzo totally manipulated me, I bought a motor for $700 after HE convinced me to and then he just sat on his fat, goofy ass for 5 months while telling me "I will install that motor tomorrow brotha!" Now everyone know's he's a lying, dumb, piece of shit.

by ItsNeverYourFaultLMAO December 4, 2021

Gonzo123

A man who thinks that fire won't kill you. A man super dumb. A man who thinks you can live from being boiled alive. A man who posts bad stuff that even Hitler would be scared.

Topa: What is your name
Gonzo: Gonzo123
Topa: dies from fire
Gonzo: Lol, you can't die from fire

by C-L-E-A-N May 4, 2022

Gonzos

adjective

1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!

So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.

by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022

Gonzo

Pronounced Guh-on-zo
Or Gon-zo

The biggest nonce to ever nonce.

Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,

Dick: DAMN! This guy is such a nonce!
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.

by Gonzo Destroyer July 13, 2022

Gonzo

Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.

Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.

by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022

Gonzoppers

Unnaturally large shoes that people wear.

Did you see the Gonzoppers on his feet?

by Gius? October 13, 2022

Gonzo Nose

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.

You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.

by PatientZeropointZero December 7, 2022