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Gnomes of War

a bunch of gnomes with axes and shovels waiting for you to walk outside one night.
Gnomes will attack u at night if u dont watch out. Especially the Gnomes of War.
by Mutant Gnomes June 11, 2006
mugGet the Gnomes of Warmug.

Fuck Gnome

An term used in extreme annoyance and fury to an individual exhibiting the characteristics of an obnoxious asshole, while being extremely unattractive, almost troll-like. A term first used in the early 60's to exemplify individuals who engaged in unprotected sex with many partners while being unable to afford devices for hair-removal. Over the years the term has varied in accordance with each generatonal use. From the late 70's to the mid 90's the term was once again changed to describe an extremely unattractive male actor in pornography, coined by comedian Pablo Garcia in his usual stand-up routine.
"Baby shut the fuck up, you fuckin Fuck Gnome, Damn!!!"
by Pab G. October 20, 2008
mugGet the Fuck Gnomemug.

Crotch Gnomes

A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"
by chocahol March 4, 2008
mugGet the Crotch Gnomesmug.

Lawn Gnome

To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.
Dude! Let's go play Lawn Gnome!
by Glayyyyyyyyy October 22, 2007
mugGet the Lawn Gnomemug.

Gnome kisses

An alternate phrase for Eskimo kisses or kunik.

A gnome kiss, nose kiss, or nose rub, is the act of pressing the tip of one's nose against another's nose, usually interpreted as a friendly greeting or affectionate gesture.
by Shantik March 16, 2021
mugGet the Gnome kissesmug.

Gnome-dome

When a short person, or midget, gives you head.
Guy 1- "damn dood, Caroline is such a gnome-dome."
Guy 2- "Caroline? The short girl?"
Guy 1- "yeah bruh"
Guy 2- "that's my sister!"
by Wyldmann27 February 24, 2015
mugGet the Gnome-domemug.

The Gnome Army

The Gnome Army (Noun): A group of Emancipated Gnomes united together to stop oppression and fight the Worldwide Garden Rebellion.

The Gnome Army originates in Costa Mesa, California and now has Branch Headquarters across the US, Canada and Australia.

For further information, visit www.TheGnomeArmy.com
"Martha, our gnome is no longer in the garden - he has left to join The Gnome Army!"
by TheGnomeArmy.com October 24, 2007
mugGet the The Gnome Armymug.

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