Gerber cock

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.

by Paulieou5 January 7, 2017

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Gerbil

It's basically the opposite of a cougar. When a young woman likes or prefers older men.
The word "Gerbil" originated on the original live series SNL.

That chick hitting on that dude is such a "gerbil"

by CrustyCritter February 22, 2017

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The kind of guy who always puts you down and hates you but his charisma level is over 9000 making him irresistible the worst friend ever and he takes everything away from you but I must once again make it clear that he is so confident in his actions that it makes it hard to dislike him but LET ME BE CLEAR HE IS THE WORST FROG I HAVE EVER MET but he's so nice to everybody

Hey gerbert how you doing

by guy you don't know but you do March 2, 2020

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Manwhore Gerb

A masculine gentleman, typically divorced that likes to doink women of all wages. He is notorious for quick throw downs with co-workers, neighbors and any hizzo's that are hot. He will not pound fat or ugly chicks and on occasion a few butter faces.

Bro: That dude over there looks like a player.
Chick: That dude is a Manwhore Gerb. He doinked me last night.

by MWGERB November 14, 2019

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gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

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