by DoctorCaduceus May 16, 2023
Get the Gainmug. Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Jackin off = NO GAINSmug. 
The rapid and big strength gains you make as a beginner who just started on the gym. It often is what makes new gym goers stick although it can be used as a negative term by gym rats for someone who just started hitting the gym.
"that guy has gotten really strong in just a month"
"yeah, the beginner gains are starting to show up"
"yeah, the beginner gains are starting to show up"
by anic17 May 24, 2025
Get the beginner gainsmug. Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 11, 2022
Get the johnny gainsmug. Man 1: “Gavin used to be really skinny but he’s gotten really big since the last time I saw him”
Man2: “I know right he’s like the definition of gains”
Man2: “I know right he’s like the definition of gains”
by Zombvbi April 10, 2021
Get the Gainsmug. That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
Get the Capital Gains Taxmug.