Funnel

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose. Snorting a line

"I just picked up some nice powder, lets go funnel."
"Man I'm about to funnel six lines."

by Source: Jally Mary Jane Aard February 18, 2008

funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher

"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

funnel caker

a person who really likes funnel cakes.

John: I want to go to a carnivel & get some funnel cake.

Sally: Your such a funnel caker.

by breezybree June 30, 2009

funnel cloud

When You Fart In Your Hand Than Put It In Soneones Face.

John Gave Beth A Funnel Cloud In Bed .

by muntx February 4, 2017

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017

Funcle

A uncle that is not blood related but considered a uncle because of your father/mother's close/best friend.

2: A fake uncle.

"Is your funcle coming over?"

by Yourordinarymanman June 10, 2023