fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

Fugger

Fucking ugly nimcompoop

Jaden is a goddamn FUGGER

by Mogian December 10, 2023

Fugger

Fucking ugly nigger

Jaden is a damn fugger

by Mogian December 10, 2023

fugglecunt

A man who knows you are a 10 and that he is a 2 at a push. He pushes his own insecurities onto you, in the hope you will then strive to be with someone like him..a 2.

Been dating a guy…turns out he’s just a fugglecunt.

by Hattiehattie July 8, 2024

Fugglenuts

Fugglenuts

When both of the male testicles have a song and dance before they tear off and start preforming in French opera to avoid any nearby predators

I couldn't believe that i had Fugglenuts after she kicked my balls

by canadianshnitzl April 3, 2024

Fuggered

When you are so exhausted you are both fucked & buggered at the same time.

Bill - "You're looking a little tired Craig."

Craig - "Not tired mate, I'm absolutely fuggered after the day I've had."

by CheersBigEars Podcast November 30, 2024

Fuggle

Means fucking ugly - like fucking and ugly together - Fuggle

Omg look at that fuggle - I look so fuggly

by GurtrudeEatsBeef January 28, 2025