Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.

Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

gardant fruit

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

by fucko May 19, 2005

Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Vorare-fruit-ia

The fruit version of vorarephilia, (often shortened “fruitvore) a sexually fruit vore of being eaten alive

Mmm you taste good, I think it’s called “vorare-fruit-ia” get it? “Vorarefruitia”? You know, it’s the fruit version of vorarephilia, nuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

by ladyfzesimp February 23, 2022

Forbidden Passion Fruit

A child whose parents are siblings. First used by Arnold Rimmer in an episode of the British Sci-Fi TV series "Red Dwarf".

I met someone from Arkansas last week. And not forbidden passion fruit, either.

by Zirilax June 14, 2010

Few apples short of a fruitcake

A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.

Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.

by Twisted Code March 23, 2017

fruit boots

Rollerblades.

Haha, check out those fruit boots.

by Someone November 9, 2002