Fooler

Your doing her doggy style and you spit on her back so she thinks you're done. When she turns around you shoot her in the eye.

Janey gave me a black eye last night after I gave her a white eye with the fooler!

by BJ the King June 5, 2007

Fooled-Yous

A pair of overly large sunglasses that cover and disguise a large portion of the face of an ugly person with bad bone structure. Once removed the true ugliness is revealed.

Tina looks like a troll without her fooled-yous on.

You have terrible bone structure that fooled yous will hide, making you more attractive.

by SydCanSam April 2, 2009

Fooleywag

Being foolish in a manner that makes you seem undesirable to any woman. If you don't know what one is you probably are one.

Cole: Why are you still single?

Latoya: because I don't f*** around with fooleywags.

by viva jefe July 6, 2010

fooger

A combination of "fucker" and "booger", typically used to describe a person who displays a lapse of judgement or common sense.

"Joey, you fooger! How did you lock your keys in your car?"

by Loogaroo November 5, 2004

Grandma fooler

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

Friend: Did you get an iPod for Christmas?
You: I got an MP3 player, but it was a Grandma fooler.

by tbirdwhoever November 29, 2009

bum foolery

A homosexual act, usually committed in a somewhat secluded public place like restrooms or a park

James: "where's old Chris tonight?"
Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"

by Winston Churchill's Sausagefest October 31, 2005

foogly

fuckin ugly

by jake August 13, 2003