Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

by the randy disher project December 17, 2010

Flumblumpshaus

Big...Juicy..Thick...Plump...Chunky...Pudgy

She has a Flumblumpshaus booty....He received a Flumblumpshaus hug ... That kiss was so Flumblumpshaus... That Flumblumpshaus steak looks so delicious

by LadyBird80 November 30, 2014

flumberknuckle

A baby-dick fag who's a supporter of Donald Trump.

Alexis, stop bringing your Donald Trump posters everywhere you go, you flumberknuckle!

by bigrichard III May 18, 2016

Filumpigus

Verb; Weird or wacky, to act erratic.

"Dude, did you see how Eden acted?"
"Bro, so filumpigus!"

by stupidclownman April 20, 2021

flumflort

A tropical fortress designed to coddle cuddling friends on their magical journey through pale-neon ripples of their first rave

You will always find love in the flumflort.

by anonymous April 10, 2022

Flumgloop

An unfaithful and immoral woman.

Hayley: "I cheated on my boyfriend Cooper."
Jett: "Omg you're such a flumgloop!"

by BinLadiniTheGenie September 9, 2023