Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.

I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.

by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021

Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish

John was absolutely floundered last night!

by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022

Flaunce

The homosexuals art of sucking out ejaculate from another males rectum

You put it in there, you can flaunce it out.

by Hoovermeister Meisterhoover July 22, 2022

Flounge

(verb) to spend time in the Qantas First lounge
/flaʊn(d)ʒ/

"Being a Qantas Platinum he would arrive at the airport many hours before his flight, merely so that he could Flounge around."

by CamDownUnder August 4, 2022

Flounder

Flounder is a term used for really good high quality weed

"After I get home from work im gonna pack some mad flounder"

"This is some absolute flounder man"

by JungleJamminJanet December 17, 2023

Flounder Ass Bitch

A punk ass finding Nemo scrub.

That flounder ass bitch about to catch some hands if he doesn’t shut his mouth!

by Brodilly January 3, 2024