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Fleming Moment

When you or someone does or says something completely retarded.
Jackson had a Fleming Moment after kissing Josh
by fleming_is_dumb June 27, 2019
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flexitarian

being vego but making yourself a bacon and egg roll the morning after a bloody stonker of a night
flexitarian (sunday morning): nah mate it's not even real bacon, i swear!!
by sunburntm8 November 10, 2020
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Flexninja

Literally the sexiest mf that streams Valorant on twitch. No competition even comes close. He's just too sexy.
Ethos : Flexninja is so sexy
Kyedae : I agree
by Ckchunky April 19, 2021
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Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.
When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.
by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019
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flexing

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!
by ipr0 June 16, 2009
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Fleming

When a guy is wearing a condom and pulls out, right before he gets off, takes off the condom and ejaculates on a woman's stomach.
"The sex wasn't that good, he pulled a Fleming"
by mondaymorning January 22, 2010
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Flexie-Cookie

n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.

When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.

An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!

or

Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
by juggins mccrea and e-mcg March 10, 2009
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