flexibition

Lads in tight t-shirts, trying to pull.
Or, Mr. Universe contestants.

Arnie made a career from being the ultimate " flexibition (ist)".
That bar we were in was full of posers and " flexibition (ists)".
I have to go to the gym, I wanna get flexibition on for Saturday night.

by Marc Lynch February 19, 2009

flexirestitarian

a vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat.

a flexitarian is someone who eats meat only occasionally.

a flexirestitarian is someone who eats meat occasionally only when it is served at a restaurant, otherwise they are strictly vegetarian.

Y'all hear about Darian? Apparently that Rastafarian librarian is a flexirestitarian.

by Snaggletooth 4 life February 8, 2010

Flexabust

(Red, from the movie Pineapple Express)

Escaping from constriction.

"I'm gonna flexabust outa here"

by 3ig3ang January 11, 2010

Flexicution

A term coined by Logic that means to kill shit while flexing on them. It is the title of a song he has made.

This that flexicution
This is what the people say they wanted
From the young boy, from the- from the- from the God
This that flexicution
This is what the people say they wanted
From the rap God, from the- from the- from the God.

by UltraSmasherGaming May 4, 2019

flexin n plexin

when you flexin n plexin on mfs and there nothing they can do about it

Oh shit Ej out here flexin n plexin on ppl today.

by nbc news September 15, 2019

Homo Flexible

A gay man or woman who has sexual play with someone of the opposite sex under certain circumstances thereby making them a "homo" who is "flexible." Not "bi" where they actively are interested in both sexes, but a person who is normally 100% gay who engages in sex or some sort of sexual encounter with someone of the opposite sex for various reasons such as in exchange for something, circumstantial timing, for fun, or out of boredom.

A Homo Flexible could be submissive lesbian who has a male dom, or a twink with a female dom. A Homo Flexible could be a gay man or a lesbian who sleeps with or masturbates an opposite sex friend out of pity or to console them. Needing sexual release, a Homo Flexible could be a gay or lesbian who grabs the first willing person to "take care of their need" even if the person is of the opposite sex.

by darclyte May 13, 2010

flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006