flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

Flemingnism

The abstract practice of showing another good friendship exhibited through giving ones good friend sexual acts.

Paul is a good friend to many as he practices Flemingnism regularly.

by Nonflemingnist1 April 16, 2017

Fleuring

Selfish, inconsiderate actions that hurt others. Usually by narcissistic personalities. Consistently not considering the feelings of others as a result of your actions.

Jenna hasn't called me in ages. She's totally fleuring me.

by Crypt11 August 16, 2017

flexington

Used to name someone that is flexing too damn hard on 'em. May apply to a white or black men, specially black tho.

- " I'm flexing so hard in the streets they call me flexington." - Project Pat.

by Mr. OMWTFYB October 3, 2017

Flexington Law

When your credit repair knowledge is so on point that you feel the need to flex everytime you answer a question about it.

“I don’t mean to brag, but at this point I’m thinking about starting up my own company called Flexington Law Firm.”

by JRdanbury July 28, 2018

Fleming

A tiny little town in NE Colorado that will kick your ass in any sport. Also everybody there is super competitive and hates to lose. Some people are really nice but most of them will hate you because you aren’t an OG Flemwad.

Fleming is better than Haxtun because we do NOT fuck our sisters...

by Poppy pants June 20, 2019

flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted

Flexing on Facebook is so trash

by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019