sarcastic flattery

A term used when exuberant flattery is present through sarcastic means

Of course writing an essay about you is more important than writing an essay regarding a college application, because there are thousands of universities around the world but you are only one. How can you consider this sarcastic flattery, I am shocked!

by jinglemisk April 6, 2016

Butt Flattener

—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.

“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
“Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”

by DontMindMeJustHereForTheMemes November 3, 2017

Fattercakes

A offensive term used against fat women.

Originally used for fat pancakes. (Pancakes with chocolate and other unneeded sweets)

Did you see that chick Keith took home? What a Fattercakes.

by Kyrsea August 15, 2010

Flatty Light

Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.

"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"

by Rundeezy September 30, 2011

flatfeet2016

1An awesome CP player who makes free sketches and takes photos of Club Penguin. Has 300+ followers and is in the 19th postion of CP popularity timline

Hey flatfeet2016! Can you make a sketch of my penguin?

by FF2016 October 11, 2013

fattey

The act of getting a rediculously large dip/serving of smokeless tobacco normally placed between the bottom lips and gums. As normal consumption of a standard sized dip would normally fit between your thumb and pointer finger (the average serving per can would be around 10); a "fattey" would take at the least all fingers other than the pinky (A "fattey" will empty a can in 3 or sometimes less servings).

Hey Bubba, can I get some of that skoal? Sure uncle dad, just don't get a fattey.

by Kingofants December 17, 2013

flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

by Thibo314 May 22, 2017