flatcap

someone who drives at 20mph - usually over the age of 70, with a queue of traffic waiting to overtake

a retirement area is flatcap country

by ogofygog August 10, 2009

Flavia

The one who will say they'll watch a tv show with you but then ditches you last minute to go to Walmart.

Person A: "Pretty LIttle Liars is on in 5 min!"
Flavia: "Well... I need to go to Walmart now...Bye!"

by ohhhhheythere August 22, 2012

flabia

The soft, tender, skin surrounding the clitoris.

My period causes pain on my flabia

by David Greiner August 24, 2005

Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018

Flatitude

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.

That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.

by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018

Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back

Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...

by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019

flatass

like fatass, but with super flat people

person a: which person in here haz the biggest boobs
person b: me ofc

person c: no fuck u ur flat af
person a: stfu flatass

by aarghh c coom arghh September 30, 2020