felonising

1. Comitting a felony.
2. Overly dramatic reaction to minor law breakage esp. on the road

Girl 1 "Shiiit, guy cut me up!"
Girl 2 "Guy's totally felonising!"

Variant of felony

by Frankie Bizzle December 28, 2007

Felojay

Combination of felatio and blow-job.

Yeah dog, she totally gave me a wicked felojay.

by Tallmanscarymonster55 January 27, 2009

feloniciously

Committing a felony with delicious, malice aforethought.

After the O.J. trial, Johnnie Cochran said that O.J. "feloniciously" killed his wife.

by terryfrisk December 4, 2010

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

Felounge

The act of draping your body across somebody or something else in a provocative and sexual manner.

She was felounging all over me, so I got up and threw her off and she started felounging my fucking dog, the crazy felounging bitch, I tell ya she would felounge the tits off a Water Buffalo.

Never seen such a sight.

by Gonga79 June 6, 2014

felonship

A fellowship for felons, like the Guggenheim.

The 2016 Tenderloin Felonship Award went a parolee for his innovations in sustainable bank robberies.

by Ricardo Simbre March 20, 2017

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 12, 2017