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Arby's Feet

When a chick's gnarly old toes and bunion feet stick out of her sandals in every direction like a small order of Arby's Curly Fries.
Roger was all set to get a hot foot job from his blind date but he bolted when he got a glimpse of her Arby's Feet. Reminded him of the foot job he got from his grandma.
by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2017
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feeter

The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009
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my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best
You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn
by MAD14 January 4, 2015
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Mall Feet

The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.

There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.
"Honey, you don't need any more bags. Let's go. I'm really tired, and I've had mall feet since the food court."
by SoKyle December 20, 2008
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beat your feet

a dance some teenagers in dc do while listening to gogo.
Ra-Ra stay beatin his feet.
by Antonio October 18, 2004
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Feet pics

Take a picture of your foot and send it to old men/sugar daddy’s, for 1,000 dollars
Old man: hey sugar baby send feet pics for 1,000

Little girl: okay
*takes pictures of foot*
*gets 1000 dollars*
by Grjhc April 23, 2020
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educated feet

One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).
JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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