facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

Facetime

The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!

Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!

by dmoney777 November 26, 2011

Fache

A simple way of saying "in your face"

I told you that chick was a man, FACHE!

by Wordadzical April 16, 2011

facetious

Being facetious is when you say something you think is funny, but NOBODY laughs. So then you have to say "Oh, uh...I was being facetious". And everyone's like "Ooooh Kayyy... (What a jackass.)"

"An awkward silence fell over the group after his facetious remark about the director's 'ghetto booty' wasn't appreciated.

by ~Adam September 15, 2006

facety

Origin: Feisty - adj. feist·i·er, feist·i·est
Touchy; quarrelsome.
Full of spirit or pluck; frisky or spunky.

feisty
adj 1: showing courage; "the champion is faced with a feisty challenger" syn: plucky, spunky 2: irritable and looking for trouble; "too touchy to make judicious decisions"

by RuffDiamond April 26, 2005

Facetivist

One who posts and/or comments relentlessly on/about controversy, world-change suggestions, criticizes how the general populus is ignorant, and/or promotes change only on Facebook.

John: "People need to get off their technology and live life. #wakeupworld"

Sarah: "You post stuff like this so much but don't follow your advice, you're pretty much just a Facetivist."

by keller612 January 7, 2015