fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts

'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017

fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

Fanny callous

When a fanny has been worn out so much it forms callouses, typically found on slags or your mum

Your mum has had that many bangs, she's got a serious case of fanny callous.

by Pringlewhore January 12, 2018

Fanny fluster

A fanny fluster is someone who makes someone’s Fanny throb and melt. It is very common in Gingers that have a name such as Lynsay. U don’t want to be near a fanny fluster for long as it can cause a yeast infection or further diseases. To protect yourself from these people u need to wear tight clothing to reduce the waterfall that streams from your vagina. It was once said that the worlds best Fanny flusters was a man named Blair Richardson. He could make Fanny’s drip from over 10 miles away. Stay safe and be aware of such people

I heard Lynsay is a Fanny fluster stay safe

I heard Lynsay made Cameron wet

by Skinny of the legends May 8, 2020

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009

Raspberry Fanny Rash

When your fanny gets a rash this is called a fanny rash. however if this rash is extremely red or purple it is called a raspberry fanny rash. if your fanny looks anything like someone has smeered raspberrys all over it, it is also a raspberry fanny rash. However this does not apply if you have literally smeered raspberrys over your fanny. a raspberry fany rash is only caused by nature.

Steph Freil said "woah! why is my fanny so red and rashy?"
"i dont know" said lucy and luke. "you must have a raspberry fanny rash!"
"oh no" cried steph!
"fanny rash fanny rash steph has a fanny rash." we all shouted!

by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010

Clam fanning

when women in skirts fan their clam with dress or any other object when working in hot environment.

We caught Cindy Clam fanning at her desk again when the AC went out.

by pork salad June 19, 2014