The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).
Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.
Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.
Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.
by Spud05 October 23, 2011
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Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.
Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
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a girl who eats men up and spits them out just as fast. she loves jennifer's body, the virgin suicides, breaking bad, girl interrupted,black swan. she reads ottessa moshfegh like its the bible. she tries to gatekeep fiona apple and hole. she paints her nails red and listens to lana del rey while she does it. she pretends to love reading because she thinks it makes her mysterious, but in reality she's bored as shit of books.
Jessica: what are you reading?
female manipulator: oh you probably wouldn't know her. it's ottessa moshfegh. she's my favorite author.
Jessica: god, you're such a fucking female manipulator.
female manipulator: oh you probably wouldn't know her. it's ottessa moshfegh. she's my favorite author.
Jessica: god, you're such a fucking female manipulator.
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enjoys playing guys, usually has more guys friends than girls, some of them are ex boyfriends or guys to whom she has given the "let's just be friends" speech. She is constantly seeking for the next best thing. She is emotionally unattached, but she manipulates guys to fall for her, probably has a bunch of guys she is playing at the same time. Through this process she gets "validation", she is getting bored easily and it's hard for her to commit in any exclusive relationship.
enjoys playing guys, usually has more guys friends than girls, some of them are ex boyfriends or guys to whom she has given the "let's just be friends" speech. She is constantly seeking for the next best thing. She is emotionally unattached, but she manipulates guys to fall for her, probably has a bunch of guys she is playing at the same time. Through this process she gets "validation", she is getting bored easily and it's hard for her to commit in any exclusive relationship.
Lisa is a female player,she cannot commit to anyone, she takes care only herself. Her personal life is really complicated she has so many guys around her, some to make little things for her , others to give her gifts, others for sex.
by puaXT September 19, 2007
Get the female player mug.The female rating scale is a scale ranging from 1 to 10 based on a female's attractiveness. This scale is purely based on looks and does not take into account personality in any way.
Men use this scale to assess how attractive a woman is, usually when describing them to other men. A man will state a number on the scale to describe a woman they saw.
The scale works in this way:
1- Ugly, by all accounts. There is nothing bar plastic surgery that could make you hot. And even that might fail
2- Generally ugly
3- Really, really drunken shag only
4- You're not good looking,but this is generally because something wrong with you, like you're fat or really skinny, have a strange feature or have spots. Potential to get better
5- Average
6- Decent looking, not a head turner and may be overlooked but decent. With make up, appears to be a 7/8 but is really a 6. A 5 can become a 6 with a defining feature (e.g a nice ass)
7- Generally good looking and approachable, most people would see a 7 and try to talk them. A 7 and up does not need make up and has good features
8- Hot, head turner. If you see an 8 you notice them immediately in a room. They have great features all round and most people will find them attractive
9- 😍😍😍😍😍😍👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 Near perfect... Nearly everyone will agree that they are beautiful. Great face, great body, if a 9 is in the room every single person in the room appreciates that they are beautiful.
10- Your Mrs on her wedding day
Men use this scale to assess how attractive a woman is, usually when describing them to other men. A man will state a number on the scale to describe a woman they saw.
The scale works in this way:
1- Ugly, by all accounts. There is nothing bar plastic surgery that could make you hot. And even that might fail
2- Generally ugly
3- Really, really drunken shag only
4- You're not good looking,but this is generally because something wrong with you, like you're fat or really skinny, have a strange feature or have spots. Potential to get better
5- Average
6- Decent looking, not a head turner and may be overlooked but decent. With make up, appears to be a 7/8 but is really a 6. A 5 can become a 6 with a defining feature (e.g a nice ass)
7- Generally good looking and approachable, most people would see a 7 and try to talk them. A 7 and up does not need make up and has good features
8- Hot, head turner. If you see an 8 you notice them immediately in a room. They have great features all round and most people will find them attractive
9- 😍😍😍😍😍😍👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 Near perfect... Nearly everyone will agree that they are beautiful. Great face, great body, if a 9 is in the room every single person in the room appreciates that they are beautiful.
10- Your Mrs on her wedding day
I went to Lock 17 bar in London last night and I saw a 9 On the female rating scale, You should have seen her!
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Get the female kebab mug.The opposite of male chauvinism, female chauvinism is a misguided belief that women are superior to men, as opposed to being equal. This view is held by many feminists.
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