eggplant

a fruit that is purple and is not used as a dildo

i love eating eggplants in a PG non-sexual way.

by eggplant_man January 18, 2022

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Most commonly known as a purple, spongy, absorbent fruit but in modern day slang it is known as a cockasaraus.

Girl 1: "OMFG bitch you wanna see this pic I just got?"
Girl 2: "HOLY SHIT that cockasaraus is as large as an eggplant"

by Fishbowling March 31, 2022

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eggplant

a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.

john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))

by minercrafter123 June 21, 2022

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This is when the competition can access someone living with you, most times your children to report on what's going on in your home. This could be good, bad indifferent etc. It doesn't matter what "The Intel is" this allows them to stay one step ahead of you or steal or benefit from your ideas, inventions, purchasing habits etc. The child is usually tricked into this situation. The child is your (Egg planted). get it!

No worries we can access information from the "eggplant."

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

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The eggplant is usually the child (The Eggplant) that resides with you, who is providing intel or information to the outside parent, the competition or anyone who wants to know what's going on in your home for various reasons. The reasons could be good, bad or indifferent.

We have access via the eggplant.

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

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