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totem duece

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"

"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."

"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."

"I got the top"




"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"

"Must of been a totem duece"
by Shower Fart October 23, 2008
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ducess

Hey i gotta go. ducess.
by itbeemiko September 13, 2009
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dunced

Made a stupid mistake/fucked up/made a fool of.

-Dookam101
Me: I just bought a £20 lottery scratch card and didn't win anything. I just dunced myself!
by Jogford June 9, 2017
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Street Duce

Crap on the sidewalk, usually of animal nature, but could be Human, also a person who thinks that they are all that, but just are really losers
Oh shit man, I just stepped on a street duce!!

That lame ass ain't nothing but a street duce.
by chaz714 November 2, 2006
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Duece

holding two fingers up in the gesture of the "peace" sign
On the way out of the door, he threw those dueces up and said, "I'll check you all later."
by Joy OBidike December 15, 2003
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duce

to take a nice long shit
im off to take a "duce"
by fish fuckker May 13, 2007
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dolce

dolce means SWEET!
something sweetlol
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
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