dingbat

A weird thing, person or situation, a person considered stupid or foolish.
A set of fonts showing pictures instad of letters.

You are a real dingbat.

I was talking to your best friend, he told me your were in on holiday, he is a real dingbat isn't he.

I tried to cash my wifes paycheck, I felt like a dingbat when they refused me because of my sex.

by John365 March 13, 2003

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

ding-dong

The sound a doorbell makes.

The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.

by stupdawg April 20, 2009

boom boom ding dong

How to ask for anal sex from a Thai sex worker.

"Fah ten dolla mah I geev you boom boom ding dong long time"

by LOS Angle May 6, 2007

Ding Chavez

the act of having a sexual partner flick your balls as you are blowing your load.

Broski: So dude, how did it go with that chick last night?

Broseph: Brah, she Ding Chavez'd the shit outta me!

Broski: How did it feel?

Broseph: It hurt so good brah, it hurt so good...

by Combat Jac November 20, 2009

ding dang, y'all

The Britney Spears equivalent of Paris Hilton's "that's hot!", coined by TMZ.

"I done lost my kids. Ding dang, y'all!"

by dingdangyall October 30, 2007

ding dinner

A microwaveable ready meal. Named for the sound the microwave makes when it's ready to eat.

We couldn't be bothered to cook last night so we made do with a ding dinner.

by tony21 January 23, 2008