dickage

Getting fucked up the ass with a rubber dildo, in the figurative sense.

Hey you know what's real dickage? Getting a junior picked captain over you.

by somebodytouchmysack June 7, 2007

Dickapline

Relating to sexual responsibility.

"Man, you know she gets around; practice dickapline and at least use some rubbers."

by The Cluh August 9, 2009

Dickalouche

Derogatory term: a combination of dick, loser & douche. You'll be amazed at how many times this word will flow off your tongue - the perfectly appropriate insult in many, many situations!

I just asked you a simple question, you don't need to be such a dickalouche and snap back at me." OR, "If he stops behaving like dickalouche, he might get lucky tonight."

by Petah a/k/a P-Ho July 7, 2011

Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week

Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).

by OGmud June 23, 2015

Dickagobendirf

The act of loving Christofer Drew Ingle, Dahvie Vanity, Andy Sixx, and Zombies

Sam: I'm listening to a mix of Nevershoutnever!, Blood on the Dance Floor, and Black Veil Brides! Oh, and planing on how to create zombies!

Zoe: Dickagobendirf for life<3

Sam: You know it!

by BVBNSBOTDF November 13, 2011

dickant

A flaming latino homosexual who loves when a white homosexual takes a dump on his handlebar mustasche

We saw so many dickants at the mall today!

by jaxercise December 27, 2008