Doris Phuong is the epitome of a girlfriend. She's as loyal as a pit bull and can be as dangerous as one if treated wrong. She's loving and sensitive and craves affection but don't let this fool you, life has made her a true warrior. If you ever meet a Doris Phuong, never let her go. You'll regret every second of your life if you do
by P Polk November 21, 2022

Dori is a kind, sweet, smart, funny and pretty gurl who is kind-hearted and filled with affection. She loves hugs and she's also great at writing. She always makes days better and is one of the best people ever.
"Oh Dori? Yeah she's a great friend!!"
by azziieee January 11, 2025

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?
by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025

by anonymous September 11, 2023

Guy 1: hey have you seen doris kasymova?
Guy 2: who is that?
Guy1: Omg u dont know!? Doris kasymova is the most prettiest girl Ever!
Guy 2: who is that?
Guy1: Omg u dont know!? Doris kasymova is the most prettiest girl Ever!
by HOLINIOLMA November 26, 2020

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

by Veetvesyeey64433 April 30, 2022
