John was walking down the road when a Woman in short shorts and a tube top walking down the road.
"She is such a Diker!" he mumbled.
"She is such a Diker!" he mumbled.
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Get the pooker dooker mug.Pronunciation: DAWN-KERR
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers
The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers
The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.
Hello, woman, how would you feel about riding a unicycle and then you can all but karate chop my donker?
by B October 6, 2003
Get the Donker mug.1. (verb) To train your sphincter to become prehensile for the purposes of enhanced pleasure during anal sex.
2. (noun) A prehensile rectum.
3. (adjective) A grasping asshole.
2. (noun) A prehensile rectum.
3. (adjective) A grasping asshole.
1. "Thanks to my Dockery, I'm very popular at prison."
2. His Dockery "developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."
3. "Don't be a Dockery!"
2. His Dockery "developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."
3. "Don't be a Dockery!"
by Trees House July 26, 2008
Get the Dockery mug.A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.
A really gay "douchebag".
Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.
see: douchebag
A really gay "douchebag".
Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.
see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.
2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning
When one mistake, cost you a game.
Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning
When one mistake, cost you a game.
2013 AFL Grand Final
The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.
Now that was a Dockery Moment
The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.
Now that was a Dockery Moment
by Bhoondi August 17, 2019
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