I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018
Get the Divorce whisperermug. a divorced person who uses their divorce as an excuse to stay stagnant in life. Blames a divorce on all their unhappiness and miss-fortune.
to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.
to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.
by Kate Jimenez November 15, 2011
Get the divorce-stiflemug. When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!
by Between You & Me March 5, 2021
Get the Workplace Divorcemug. The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs
by wyrick May 19, 2011
Get the divorce weightmug. running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing
person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
by samhannach October 30, 2013
Get the velvet divorcemug. Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?
Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
by Covite November 28, 2011
Get the redneck divorcemug. by Hugeau April 15, 2019
Get the happily divorcedmug.