Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

Dickless

The kind of person who’s head strong, who over thinks everything.

Who craves attention, however is extremely confident in every way.

Who doesn’t like to be proved wrong but still likes the challenge.

Dickless is a person who wants more then they can have. Someone who excels in math, and falls for the book loving brunettes, who sleep the day away. Someone who will stay up all night just to listen to your voice. Dickless is a competitive and compassionate person.

“Last night was amazing, late night talks are the best.”

“Who were you talking to?”

“Dickless.”

by Allawishious August 18, 2022

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Dickless

Dickless is basically a man that is lonely af and so annoying to a point where his own dick got annoyed and let him.

bro you so Dickless

by t0uchm3 October 10, 2022

dicklapse

when a chick in recovery relapses emotionally because she got into a relationship too earlier.

Brenda was acting all weird at this AA meeting. I heard she had dicklapse with gary.

by GucciBandanaCallMeTonyMontana October 10, 2022

dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

Dickass

Dickass, a term to define a asshole who is also a big dickhead.

"Tray was such a dickass last night"

by dickfuck1 March 18, 2023