Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003

Dickhead

A total dumb shit.

You reckon it's ok to hang so much shit on Scomo?

Yeah, why not? That dickhead is king of the boomers.

by 29gts11 January 18, 2020

dickdent

when guys penis is so big you can see the outline or indentation of his penis through his jeans.

Hey look at that dickdent. wow!

by Donna C February 4, 2006

flicker-dicker

A device used for remote operation of television set. It is more commonly known as a remote control.

Kyle: Matt, could you please pass the flicker-dicker? I hate this show.

Matt: Sure.

by MarySueTwo June 29, 2008

Dickeranged

It's when you see someone with their penis out/ masturbating on chat roulette or any video chat website.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this sexy chick to flash me last night on chat roulette!
Guy 2: Damn really? I got dickeranged like 5 times dude.
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Guy 1: Man what we're your stats for chat roulette last night?
Guy 2: Two tits, 0 pussy, 6 dickerangs.
Guy 1: Ouch.

by AgnukN April 2, 2010

penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016

numb dicker

Slang originating from Evansville, IN. Reffers to the effects of Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms. They honestly make your dick numb.

I took the numb dicker off and was able to punch my cock without feeling a thing!

by Bryan H K February 5, 2004