By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

Cornish Dib-Dab

When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.

She let me give her a Cornish Dib-Dab last night

by Cornish Lover September 7, 2022

dibs

Extremely powerful word which can make people fall down on their knees for you works ever time

I call dibs on the front seat.

by lucas is cool trust me February 16, 2022

Dib jit

A word used to describe someone as a dip shit but they don't deserve correct spelling because they are a dib jit.

Jamal: Johnny, you're so small! laughs*
Johnny: Fuck you, you dib jit.

by TheWhiteSwan June 24, 2021

DIB DAB

When a woman performs oral sex on a male who has dabbed their penis in cocaine (or any other white power substance) beforehand

Went to a party last week.. met some bird.. she gave me a dib dab

by Deggy November 4, 2020

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

infinite dibs

Claiming something to be yours forever

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*

by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018