Death

Death is when someone lies down, sleeps, and never wakes up.

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”

by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death

The end of life as you know it.

Death is sensitive. for the living. for the dead it´s everyday´s coffee

by Deathmylover September 5, 2019

Death

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.

I’ve had enough of life, moving onto death

by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018

Death

What every edgy teenager desires.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

by Exterminate_all_thots May 23, 2018

Death

Death is an asshole who decides to ruin the fun. It is also the annoying person who decided it was a good idea to tell everyone there was a party at George's house.

You are so dead
You are the definition of death

by Personwhoisamazing December 21, 2017

Death

Blood Everywhere Gore From The Bones

I LIKED SEEING GREGS DEATH HE WAS SUCH A JERK
My Mom Recovered From Death
The Doctors Made Me Shirtless so I could live instead of Gaining Death

My Family Said I was GAY To die and then they give into Death

by GayBabe3012 April 20, 2020